Ahead of this weekend’s release of Spectre, we’re looking back at the less angsty days of the franchise, when Bond would dispatch bad guys with a cheesy one-liner before going back to quaffing vodka martinis in one of his usual luxurious locations. Here, we revisit every one of those post-kill quips. Prepare yourselves, some of these are poshitively shocking:

Dr. No Hearse Crash
From Russia With Love Klebb Death
Goldfinger Electrocution
Goldfinger Oddjob
License To Roast: Every One Of James Bond’s Killer Puns
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Spectre hits theaters November 6—check out the trailer below:

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Nick has spent over a decade editing magazines, writing scripts and coming up with an exhaustive list of 200+ reasons why it's not his turn to empty the dishwasher.
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