"I have a great relationship with the blacks."
"I will build a great wall--and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me--and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
"It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!"
"Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have any victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say China, in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time."
"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
"I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
"We have a 5 billion dollar website. I have so many websites. I have them all over the place... I hire people... it costs me three dollars."
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me--consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
"My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth."
"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."
"I'm their worst nightmare."
"Ariana Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man--he made a good decision."
"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they're telling us what we're getting."
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."
"I Have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!"
"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."
"I'm proud of my net worth; I've done an amazing job...The total is $8,737,540,000 USD. I'm not doing that to brag, because you know what, I don't have to brag."
"I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, I won't lose a penny."